In an attempt to discourage deviant behavior, I will leave my chapter introductory remarks after the jump. Please note, if you are under the legal drinking age, DO NOT read the introductory remarks.

Chapter 162: Crafty Schemes Translated by Deathblade Contributing Editors: Madam Deathblade, John Roberts Proofreaders: Lingson, MeeBoo, and Yascob

This is the first guaranteed chapter of the week! ....

My brother-in-law came over for dinner and our beverage of choice was... a bottle of tequila. I came out as the clear winner, by the way. If you drink with traditional Chinese guys, baijiu is fair game, but usually they have trouble with any foreign liquor. Therefore, I am on top by far... That having been said, it was a bottle of tequila, and only two guys... so today will have no witty chapter introduction.