Time for more outtakes, this time containing references to Naruto and home improvement magazines!

Chapter 284: Three People; Three Daos of Alchemy Translator: Deathblade Contributing Editors: Madam Deathblade, John Rogers - Proofreaders: Lingson, MeeBoo and Yascob - Memes: MemeBoo - Meme Archives: joeljbright

This is the fourth guaranteed chapter of the week! ..... . . .

The Foundation Establishment stage… is simply incapable of challenging the Core Formation stage > The Foundation Establishment sage… is simply incapable of challenging the Core Formation stage (Makes me think of Jiraiya!)

What had truly changed the tide had been the flag of three streamers > What had truly changed the tide had been the mask of three streamers

I may be cut off from the spiritual power of Heaven and Earth, but in return, I am the most powerful person in this stage! > I may be cut off from the spiritual power of Heaven and Hearth, but in return, I am the most powerful person in this stage! (Do you want your Immortal's cave to have a more homey, rustic charm? Make sure to read the next issue of Heaven and Hearth for decorating tips!)

An Zaihai looked over at Meng Hao, and a barely perceptible smile touched his face. He knew that Fang Mu was Grandmaster Pill Cauldron > An Zaihai looked over at Meng Hao, and a barely perceptible smile touched his face. He knew that Fang Mu was Grandmaster Pill Demon (Pill Demon slowly reaches up and pulls the mask off his face to reveal... Fang Mu! Fang Mu then slowly reaches up and pulls the mask off his face to reveal... Grandmaster Pill Cauldron! Grandmaster Pill Cauldrons slowly reaches up and pulls the mask off his face to reveal... The Faceless Azure Hero. etc. etc.)

After another moment’s thought, he began to concoct. > After a mother moment’s thought, he began to concoct.