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This chapter was actually supposed to come out earlier, but I got distracted by people singing karaoke in falsetto halfway. If you spot anything weird, please do tell me in the comments below! Since it's almost 2am here, there will be a poll going up for their names when I get home tomorrow! You'll know what I mean when you read the chapter. For now, please leave any suggestions you might have that are similar to their name. Make sure to include the numbers, as the numbers are their names.