"Holy fuck…"

I was practically salivating as I stared at the stats screen and caressed the craggy but exquisite shoulder armor. What a work of art this was! Not only was the armor super powerful, it had the appearance to match the stats as well. On a female player, the armor looked elegant and graceful. On a male player, I imagined that it would look powerful and unstoppable.

"You done touching yet?"

Lin Yixin looked away from my hand and stared at me. "Does this count as sexual harassment?"

I hurriedly removed my arm from her waist before declaring in a righteous tone, "It’s time to kill the boss, Yiyi! Let us forget all the unhappiness and forge a new era!"

"Bastard…" She curled her lips disdainfully. "You don’t seriously think you can get away with this, do you?"

"The boss is coming out, Yiyi…"

I pretended she didn’t say anything and pointed at the cage. "Do you want to aggro it, or should I? I’m just saying, but your Defense is way higher than mine right now…"

The girl shot me an affectionate glance before replying, "Fine. I’ll aggro the boss while you summon your pet and apparition and prepare for battle."

"Got it!"

……

Lin Yixin rushed forward and broke the lock on the cage...