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Woof.
—Zombie. Hey, Kim Zombie.
The puppy woofed again. It could simply be barking, yet it also seemed to be describing the feeling of its mind escaping from chaos.
—Mr. Kim Zombie? Mr. Kim Sparrow? Mr. Young Heaven? Hello, Mr. Death King. Can you hear me? The Guardian waved his hand in front of my face.
I couldn't think straight; it was hard to tell if I or the dog was the one barking. I was the dog, and the dog was me.
Like a puppy chasing a ball, I could only focus on one thought at a time. The red carpet. The red eyes. The blue perfume bottle. The voice. The touch.[1]
—Y-you fell hard. Haaaard. Your eyes… It’s just like the time that bum of the Zhuge Clan fell for the North Sea Ice Palace Princess.
What was love…? I, Gong-Ja, would say that love was a lily. Lady Silver Lily…
—I’m sorry, Zombie. This is all my fault. You two are in different leagues. Totally different. Because of me, you ended up loving someone out of your league.
I stared blankly at the Guardian, who was picking his nose. It was the worst pose a person could take for an apology. Oh, yeah. This guy was a ghost, not a person…
—But honestly, it’s funny. Keep doing it. Go on.
Suicide… I dumbly mumbled.
—Huh?
If I kill myself, I’ll be able to experience this moment again, right…?
—You crazy fucker… Still, you’ve held onto enough of your sanity enough not to talk about suicide regression aloud. That’s fortunate. All of this is being broadcasted in the Tower…
“Suicide…”
—And it’s gone! You nuthead! Hey, Shiny!
[Shiny jumps up and smacks you in the head.]
“Aaaaah!”...
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