The agent asked haughtily, "Who are you?"

"We met last night."

He dragged a long "Oh" and scoffed, "So it’s Officer Song. Sorry, we’re recording a program now. If you want to see me, schedule an appointment!"

"I have three requirements,” I calmly continued. “First, you and Yi Xi must meet me at the Taoyuan District Police Station within half an hour. Second, make a public apology on Weibo to clarify the truth of the so-called police beating. Make sure you sound completely sincere and I don’t want to see any tricks such as pushing the blame on a temporary worker or playing word games. Lastly..." I turned to Xiaotao, "Last night, you weren’t very nice to Officer Huang. I want you to apologize to her and buy her a cake."

At the end of my speech, Yi Xi’s agent froze for a few seconds before he suddenly laughed....