Time was pressing. We had to get back to business.

I faced Uncle Akbu seriously. “Uncle Akbu, go and call Gehenna and the other Ghost Eclipsers over here. We’ll distract them so that they won’t think of the women again.” 

“Thank you! Really! Thank you so much!” Uncle Akbu said gratefully before running back. Halfway through, he turned back and slapped Pelos’ butt, saying sternly, “Hide your butt!” Then, he turned to run back again.

Pelos stared at Uncle Akbu’s back in a daze. He asked, “What does he mean?” 

I stole a glance at his perky butt before explaining, “Your dad meant that you have a nice butt and those lusty Ghost Eclipsers might be tempted. They don’t mind...