Who would send something like that as a gift to celebrate a new home? Whoever does so, come over! Dr. Cheng wants to discuss your dreams and aspirations with you.

When Lu Chenzhou saw Cheng Xi’s sour face, he walked over and asked, “Is this bad?”

“It’s good!” Cheng Xi said, her teeth aching as she did so. “But buying so many……” How often are you planning to use these? Did you know that condoms have an expiration date?

Lu Chenzhou took one out of the box and looked at it. “Are there that many?” He opened it and counted the smaller packets within. “24 boxes with 12 small boxes in each one,” His calculation skills weren’t bad. “288 small boxes. They won’t last for even a year.”

“……You’re planning on using one small box a day?”

“There are three condoms in each box. Is that too little?”

……Mom, mom, can I move back home now? Department head, I’m regretting my earlier decision. Can I send this guy to jail?

When she saw Lu Chenzhou’s justified expression, Cheng Xi actually thought back to when she was still in school. Her roommates...