In Zhujiang Province’s Tianhe District, there was a superb villa. The air conditioning isolated all temperature from the outside. It seemed to turn the inside into the Chengde Mountain Resort. The exterior was of European build, but the interior was of a completely different style! Instead, it was a strong Chinese air. There was a Taiji, the Eight Trigrams, and folding fans… On the red Tang-style carpet, there were a group of fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls clicking away at a computer with terrible excitement. [1]

“It’s him! It’s him!” A young girl’s ten fingers flew, typing on her computer with every fiber of her being. Her eyes were starry, smitten with love. “Heavens… So handsome! So very awesome!”

“Yes, yes! You think Yangyu’s handsome, too, right?! The Featherwood Guard’s headquarters official just released major news this morning on Chinacultivation! His looks could practically kill!” [2]

“He’s delish! I could just lick the screen!” Another girl’s head seemed as if she was going to drill a hole into her computer and go in. “He’s my new Prince Charming!” [3]

“What time does the live broadcast start?”

“There’s still another hour! The three big media outlets, Cultivation News, Cultivation Eye, and Cool Cultivation Vidz are all going!”

“I heard the Featherwood Guard’s headquarters has people going! Also, Little Chu is going, too!”

“Fuck! Why the frick is he going?! Is he planning on getting his fans and our Spud Squad to get into a catfight?!” [4]

Ceaselessly clamorous yet ever so excited, they were in...