Chronicles of Baby Deathblade - Something unfortunate happened today. You know the snotsuckers used to get stuff out of the noses of babies? I think the more proper term is "nasal aspirator." Well I bought one before Baby Deathblade was born, but it was too big for his cute, tiny nose. When it turned out he had boogers, I ended up buying a much smaller one. I didn't even know they made ones so small (don't forget he was born about 2 weeks early). Anyway, today I used it to successfully suck out a booger. Unfortunately, in my eagerness to suck out a second booger, I failed to realize that squeezing down on it again would in fact cause the previously sucked booger to shoot back out. Baby Deathblade subsequently got plastered on the forehead by his own booger. Sorry, little buddy! Parenting lesson learned!

Chapter 317: I am an Ancient Celestial Bird! Translator: Deathblade Contributing Editors: Madam Deathblade, John Rogers, anonpuffs - Proofreaders: Lingson, MeeBoo and Yascob - Memes: MemeBoo - Meme Archives: joeljbright Sponsors: Jean Augusto Soutes, Lim Derek, Dante Madut, and Hendra Susanto

Many thanks to the Fellow Daoists for bringing the fourth sponsored chapter of the week!....

So cute!