Hey everyone, many apologies for dropping off the radar. I didn't mention it before but last night was the dinner in which Madam Deathblade's parents (don't speak English) met my parents (don't speak Chinese) for the first time. That in itself had its challenges and awkwardness, but throw in the fact that my father-in-law and brother-in-law drink baijiu like water, and let's just say that toward the end things started to get crazy. After my parents went off to sleep, my father-in-law decided to take me for a walk and expound the details of the meaning of life (or something), and by the time he was done, I was virtually comatose. Then I slept for almost 12 hours straight. Anyway, apologies again, and here's a double chapter to make up for the missing one yesterday. There will be another double release coming about 9 hours from now to close the week out with 16 total chapters.

Chapter 967. Chapter 968. Translator: Deathblade. Translation Checker: anonpuffs. Chinese Grammar Consultant: Madam Deathblade. Proofreaders: Courtrecords, GNE, and Lingson. Memes: Shu. Meme Archives: JerryDaBaws. Master of Cuteness: Baby Deathblade.

These are the 13th and 14th chapters of the week.