Wow, 700 chapters! Awesome! There is no crazy event this time. The last two 100-chapter-marks had the art contest and then the writing contest. It's time to take a breather. This time, it's just a double release, which is still kind of special, right? Incidentally, the chapter 800 release will not have anything special, but the chapter 807 release will!!!! Hmm, why might that be?

Chapter 700. Chapter 701. Translator: Deathblade, also available on Twitter, Pinterest, and Patreon. Translation Checker: anonpuffs. Chinese Grammar Consultant: Madam Deathblade. Proofreaders: Lingson, Courtrecords. Meme Archives: joeljbright. Memes: Azusky. Master of Cuteness: Baby Deathblade. Chapter 701 sponsors: Carlos Cardenas Jauregui, Lorenzo Ibarria, Tanawut Pitchayaboonwong, Patryk Czajczyński, and Mustaqeem Ahmed. Chapter 702 sponsors: Carl-Johan Lilja, Matthew Gessen, Chee Hou Wong, Lim Derek, and Marco Ceragioli

This release marks 4/7 guaranteed chapters and 6 sponsored chapters, for a total of 10 chapters this week!