I have very much been dreading the embarrassment of this moment, but as an upright and honest person, I shall not shrink back from revealing the truth. Some of you may vaguely remember that A LONG TIME AGO I mentioned that I was growing habañero peppers. At least, that's what I thought. Unfortunately, not long after that, MDB and I realized that what was growing didn't quite look like a habañero plant. A purple "something" appeared, which then began to turn yellow. The end was a result was a purplish-yellow "something" that was definitely not a habañero. Does anyone know what it is? Check out the pictures after the jump...

UPDATE: After doing a quick image search for "yellow eggplant blossom," it seems that the mystery is solved. I didn't even know there was such a thing as yellow eggplants! I updated the pictures with a picture of the blossom and the leaf, in case you would like to confirm for yourself.

Chapter 697. Translator: Deathblade, also available on Twitter, Pinterest, and Patreon. Translation Checker: anonpuffs. Chinese Grammar Consultant: Madam Deathblade. Proofreaders: Lingson, Courtrecords. Meme Archives: joeljbright. Memes: Azusky. Master of Cuteness: Baby Deathblade.

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