I saw something pretty funny at the supermarket today, check it out after the jump. Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this chapter release!

P.S. Just as I was about to post the chapters my internet went out. I'm using my mobile data to post the chapter. Not sure when the next chapter will come, I'll keep you updated on twitter.

Chapter 585 Translator: Deathblade Contributors: Madam Deathblade, anonpuffs Proofreaders: TheNo1Fan, Lingson, Courtrecords, Yascob Meme Archives: joeljbright Memes: leoloo Sponsor: Harrison Terry

This release marks 3/7 guaranteed chapters and 3 sponsored chapters, for a total of 6 chapters so far!

There were two things about the newly renovated seafood section of the local supermarket that struck me. First was the somewhat Chinglish sign:

The Chinese literally says "water products area." I think in most Western supermarkets it would probably just say "seafood."

This is the best part:

In most Western supermarkets I guess this would probably be the "fish cleaning station." However, in Chinese it is simply the "fish killing counter." Pretty direct. The sign offers more clarification:

It says: "we provide fish slaughtering service for you" (free of course)