A few nights ago I hit my right big toe VERY hard in the middle of the night while carrying a crying Baby Deathblade around. At first I thought I broke my toe, but after a couple days it seemed fine except for the toenail, which looked pretty ugly. An hour or two ago when I was closing the refrigerator, I somehow managed to slam the door really hard exactly onto the injured toe. There was a lot of blood, and the toenail seems loose. I suspected from the beginning that it was going to fall off, and now that seems even more likely. I'm debating whether or not to go to see a doctor. Frankly, Chinese hospitals frighten me.... Anyway, has anyone out there experienced the loss of a big toe-nail through injury? Any grisly tales to tell, or advice to give? Let me know in the comments. This is the 4th chapter of the week. Please enjoy:

Chapter 1289. Translator: Deathblade. Translation Checker: anonpuffs. Chinese Grammar Consultant: Madam Deathblade. Proofreader: GNE and Courtrecords. Memes: Shu and CyanR. Meme Archives: JerryDaBaws. Master of Cuteness: Baby Deathblade.