Chronicles of Baby Deathblade - We had a bit of a scare last night when, for the first time, BDB managed to climb out of his crib. He hasn't gotten even close to doing anything like this before, and Madam Deathblade was even watching him on the babycam as he did it. He suddenly lifted his leg up, hooked it over the edge of the crib, then jumped out. Even as he went over the edge, MDB was running down the hall toward his room, but didn't get there in time. He ended up smacking down onto the play mat below, and then screaming like a banshee. He cried for about five minutes, then got to stay up late playing on the iPad, which he loves, no worse for wear other than a bit of a bruise. Even as I speak write this, MDB is adjusting the height of the crib.

Chapter 1255. Translator: Deathblade. Translation Checker: anonpuffs. Chinese Grammar Consultant: Madam Deathblade. Proofreader: GNE and Courtrecords. Memes: Shu and CyanR. Meme Archives: JerryDaBaws. Master of Cuteness: Baby Deathblade.

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