Chapter 296 is brought to you by Bryan and some of alyschu.

This chapter was sponsored by Martine D, Michael F, Nathan W, Anton L, Torn S, and Daniel M.

Bryan also says Happy Holidays!! I have a little secret and I shall share it with you all. Bryan's currently driving in his car right now, so if you see a guy in a car, tell him Happy Holidays! What? Not Bryan? It's fine, nobody will think you're strange, I promise... don't tell him I said that. Remember to do it while smiling and waving like a madman. :)