Happy April Fools everyone!!! Sorry about the prank :P
I have, in fact, not translated all 1500 chapters of MEN. So many of you followed me on twitter! Thank you, everyone. The trust you guys had in me made me feel rather guilty about the joke. As a small token of my appreciation, allow me to add 3 extra chapters to the queue. They will be added in during the following weeks with no set schedule. Once again, happy April Fool's.