Chapter 118: The World's Greatest Artifact of Lust? (6)

Yoo Jaeha couldn't help but become flustered at what he read on the door.

“Wow, this one's a major headache.”

Well, it was nice that they made it convenient for humans and wrote it in Korean to match the area they were in.

It was even okay that it would only allow men to go inside because it was an artifact in the shape of a woman.
But what?


It might make sense elsewhere, but they were currently in the Tomb of Lust.

This was a dangerous tomb where you might even lose the virginity you came in with!

To have such a shitty requirement inside such a tomb…

“Shit, it shouldn't have created the tomb in the first place if it was going to be like this.”

Ju-Heon seemed to have been right when he said the artifacts were shitty bastards.

At that moment…
“G, Gildal!”

He heard a familiar voice behind him.

It was Lee Seol-A. She was freaking out while looking at the red female goblin that was unconscious in the corner.

“Gildal! What the hell happened?!”

Lee Seol-A then glared at Yoo Jaeha.

“What the hell did you do?!”

A knife was placed on her neck as soon as Lee Seol-A started to get angry.

“Ahem. Didn't you agree to be good?”

Lee Seol-A glared at Ju-Heon. But she could not understand it.

‘How was that bastard able to take Gildal down?’

It was one thing for Ju-Heon to do it, but this dumbass whose only talent was in running his mouth?

But Yoo Jaeha acted extremely pompous.


‘Our Captain-nim truly is the best.’

He actually had not done much.

All that happened was that the Captain-nim had bestowed an artifact necklace to him for a moment.

Yoo Jaeha snickered as he started to shake a necklace.
“Do you understand? Your fancy goblin is just a toothless puppy in front of this thing. Ah! No! My bad! Even puppies have teeth! Hahaha!”

‘Why I ought to.’

Lee Seol-A's fists started to shake at Yoo Jaeha's annoying teasing.

That was definitely the necklace that made her lose to Ju-Heon last time as well.

It was the necklace Ju-Heon had swiped from the Holten plane, but Lee Seol-A who had no way of knowing about that just started to grind her teeth.

‘What the hell is that necklace?’

She would not be able to deal with these bastards like this.
It happened at that moment.

“Enough, hey Jaeha. Why are you still here? Are you slacking off?”

Yoo Jaeha who had been snickering instantly stood up straight in shock.

“S, slacking off?! Absolutely not, sir! It’s just that the requirement for this door is extremely shitty!”

Ju-Heon started to scoff.

"What’s wrong? Do you need to use magic or something for the door to open?”
“Yes sir! That’s exactly it! You need to be a virgin……huh? How did you know?”
“It’s obvious.”

This wasn’t his first or second time in a tomb.

He could easily deduct it based on how this tomb focused on openly giving into a person's lust.

Artifacts get pleasure from watching humans shake in anger.

‘It's obvious the requirement is extremely shitty.’

Yoo Jaeha slapped the door as he continued to speak.

“What do we do? Should we go find someone else?”
“Oh, I guess you're not a wizard?”

Yoo Jaeha became extremely upset after hearing that.

“Wow, that’s too much, Captain-nim. I’ve had a girlfriend too! It was only once during my freshman year, but……”

He wasn’t a great wizard but he seemed to be a core member of the wizard society.

He seemed to be upset, but that was fine.

It was more important to figure out how to open this shitty tomb entrance right now.

Was that the reason?
Yoo Jaeha was looking back and forth between the door and Ju-Heon for some reason.

“……Umm, Captain-nim. I happened to hear something from the farmers…”

Ju-Heon started to frown.

“Shut up. I haven’t been single since birth.”
“Ah! Of course not, right? I'm sure you must have fooled around a lot with that face of yours.”
“Yes, so we just need to destroy this door and go……”

But at that moment…

As soon as Ju-Heon placed his hand on the door…


[You have perfectly satisfied the requirement.]
[You are extremely pure.]
[The door is opening.]

The door sounded as if it was talking before the ground started to shake.


Ju-Heon, Yoo Jaeha, and Lee Seol-A were all shocked at this sudden development.

And then the door opened.

The door that had been closed shut had opened! It opened extremely widely as if it was telling him to hurry up and come inside!

Yoo Jaeha's jaw dropped as he started to speak to Ju-Heon who was at a loss for words.

“……U, umm, Captain-nim……”
“Shut up. It’s my Tomb Destruction skill.”
“B, but the door seems fine for it to have been that……”
“I told you it was the Tomb Destruction skill.”

[You are an unbelievably pure male.]

“…It says you're pure.”

‘This son of a bitch.’

Ju-Heon glared at the door as he jumped up.
Now that he had thought about it, he had forgotten about something.

This was 15 years in the past!

He also forgot that his first time would be a few years from now!

‘Damn it.’

It was good that the door opened, but what the hell had he been doing at this time?

Yoo Jaeha who had found some big news started to shout.

“Holy shit, everybody! Please listen to me!Our Captain-nim, with that handsome face, is a vir……”

Of course, he heard something that sounded as if his bone was breaking along with that shout.

Because of that…

“I'll really hit you if you say another word.”
“U, ugh! B, but you already hit me……!”
“I'm also increasing your workload.”
“You no longer have a salary, bonuses, or get to go home.”
“Aigoo! Captain, no, master! I've committed a grave sin, sir! I didn’t say anything! I promise!”

‘It’s too late already, you bastard.’

Anyway, Ju-Heon did not have much feelings about this tomb.

He just needed to take the artifact and leave.

But now, his thoughts had changed.

‘This bitch, how dare you try to make a fool out of humans.’

Of course, Ju-Heon had coincidentally been caught and the tomb was not really planning on making a fool out of him.



"Hurry up and come out, artifact!”

Ju-Heon even kicked the tomb with his foot as he looked for the owner of the tomb.

Ju-Heon entered the cave without any hesitation.

What he found inside was a Field of Debauchery. There was a wide pond that was full of fragrant alcohol and there was gold all around.

The cave was dark, but there were small balls of light floating around, making it possible to see.

At that moment…

[Oh my, there really was a human who could open that door?]

It was a woman.

There was a young woman sitting on top of a boulder inside that wide cave.

Yoo Jaeha, who saw the woman, dropped his jaw in shock.

“H, holy crap.”

Bewitched might be the best term to describe what happened.

There was a young but extremely sexy babe sitting there.

However, Ju-Heon was shocked for a different reason than Yoo Jaeha.

‘It definitely is not Cleopatra.’

The woman who had her long hair flowing down was dressed differently than the Egyptian style.
She was dressed in Chinese clothing. But Ju-Heon was able to almost instantly realize the identity of this artifact.


She was the villain who was said to have bewitched King Zhou with her beauty.

This enchantress of Chinese mythology was said to have enjoyed cruel punishments and was extremely lewd.

‘But Daji's artifact did not originally come out from one of the 7 Great Tombs.’

Although Nero's artifact still showed up properly, the artifact in the Tomb of Lust must have changed because the future had changed.

‘It’s not a problem.’

Daji’s artifact was quite threatening and had many uses.

He then received a warning message as if Daji's artifact was trying to show its abilities.

[Warning. The artifact of lust is using its seduction ability.]
[Warning. Your life is in danger as your energy is being drained.]
[Unfortunately, it is rare to find a human who can escape from this ability of the artifact of lust.]

As the message warned, Daji started to make many erotic movements, such as slightly lowering its clothes.
Yoo Jaeha went crazy and started to shout.

“Holy shit, you're not a man if you don’t fall for her here!”

As he was about to take his shirt off…


Ju-Heon smacked Yoo Jaeha on the back of his head.

“U, ugh!”

Ju-Heon started to grind his teeth after making Yoo Jaeha fall to the ground.

“Consider the time and place.”

This was his subordinate, but he could not go easy on him when he acted extremely stupid like this.

“Do you understand? Learn from these motherfucking artifact bastards in times like……”

It was at that moment.

Ohhhh, unni! How much do you want?! How much do you waaant?!

So hot! You’re so sexy!

Take me! Take me now!

No, not there, yes yes! Take more off over there!


‘Time to teach all of them a lesson.’

Ju-Heon then clicked his tongue.

“Damn it, then is Seol-A the only one who can help……”


“Oh my goodness, how can her skin be so nice?”

Ju-Heon looked toward Lee Seol-A in shock.

Lee Seol-A was shaking and looking at Daji for a different reason.

She must have been seduced in a different way as she could not pay attention to maintaining her skin because she was a soldier.

“That skin and hair……and her boobs are even bigger than mine!”

Daji smiled and started to speak.

[Oh my, what a pitiful young maiden. I will teach you my secrets if you pay me some type of tribute.]

Lee Seol-A viciously attacked Yoo Jaeha as soon as Daji said that.


“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What the hell are you doing?!”
“Shut up and become my tribute! You dumbass!”
“Ahhhhh! My son!”

Ju-Heon couldn’t help but sigh.

‘I can't believe this artifact works on women too.’ It definitely was not an easy opponent.

Daji was sneering at them while thinking that humans truly were lowly creatures before it approached Ju-Heon.

[Alright, it is your turn now that the people bothering us are gone.]

The temptress caressed Ju-Heon's face with a sensual touch.

She must have put a virgin male as a requirement on purpose.

[Pure men are extremely precious and delicious.]

Furthermore, the way she caressed Ju-Heon's body was different from normal people. A warning message appeared as if to prove that was the case.

[The artifact is using paralysis.]
[You are about to have your purity stolen.]
[You cannot clear the tomb if your energy is drained.]

The wickedly smiling beauty desired Ju-Heon's lips.


‘How despicable of a damn item.’

No matter how beautiful it was, this was a devil messing with a human.

Ju-Heon who had that thought took a knife out of his pocket.

He could control himself and remain rational even while being seduced by a damn artifact thanks to his Tolerance.

He had also been in plenty of tombs.

There had been many artifacts that had tried to seduce humans and Ju-Heon had the mental fortitude to overcome those attempts.

However, something that even the mighty Ju-Heon had not expected had happened.

[Your pure body is too honest to resist with your Tolerance alone!]
[Your current body is too young and healthy!]
[Warning. Your second head is starting to become chaotic.]


‘Damn it.
I forgot this was 15 years in the past!
This was when I was young and extremely healthy!’

He had already been sick by the time he started to go into the tombs in the past. His body condition was bad for multiple reasons, and he was also older.
He was still quite ‘energetic’ at that time, but there was no way it could surpass the power of his early twenties.

[Warning. Your body is reacting in a healthy way to the opponent's charm.]
[Warning. You will die in minutes if your energy is sucked out.]

‘Tsk, how annoying.’

Ju-Heon clicked his tongue and forcefully pushed her away.

However, Daji grabbed on, as if she was asking where he was going.

[Be a good boy and become my prey.]

But as Daji stuck to him and tried to take his purity away…

[The artifact of destitution is going berserk.]
[The artifact of destitution is going berserk.]
[The artifact of destitution is going berserk.]
[The artifact of destitution is going berserk.]
[The artifact of destitution is going berserk.]
[The artifact of destitution is going berserk.]
[The artifact of destitution that has gone berserk is bringing disaster to the tomb and its owner.]
[It is a terrible disaster that could exterminate three generations of a family.]


Ju-Heon turned his head. He felt a familiar presence.

Ju-Heon felt as if he could see a familiar face by the entrance.

‘That person is?!’

However, an explosion to punish Daji happened before he could even confirm the person's face.

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