This Game is too Realistic - Chapter 631.2: Assimilated Type

Wasteland Online, on the official website.

Unlike the tense atmosphere inside the briefing room, the game’s forums were absolutely buzzing.

Ever since the new expansion dropped, players had been eagerly waiting to see what kind of chaos the doggy developers would cook up this time, and, as always, they didn’t disappoint.

The previous Tides were just hordes of Slime Mold sub-entities charging brainlessly straight ahead. But this time? These things were moving tactically, coordinating attacks, and even managing to kidnap three newbies right under Spring Water Commander’s nose.

No one had seen that coming.

Quit Smoking: Holy crap, that’s nuts!

Battlefield Cheerleader: Even our dog commander got smacked? That’s not possible! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spring Water Commander: Screw off! I didn’t get smacked, I brought back...