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At three in the afternoon, Li Banfeng woke groggily and heard a voice in his ear.
"Over the vast desert, a single plume of smoke rises straight,
"Along the long river, the sun sets round and full."
“What do you mean, round and full?” Li Banfeng muttered. When he opened his eyes, he saw the Tang saber standing upright in midair before him.
Li Banfeng stood frozen for a long moment, then heard the Tang saber say slowly, “The time for the decisive battle has come.”
Li Banfeng had almost forgotten. Last night, he and the Tang saber had agreed to settle their duel today.
Flames leapt from the gramophone’s oil tank, and through bursts of steam came a lilting voice singing, “Husband dear~ this little wifey told you so~ this saber cannot stay~ oh no~ it cannot be kept~!”
The Tang saber turned toward the gramophone, looking somewhat wary. “This duel is one of honor between us. None other shall intrude.”
Hiss~
The gramophone sneered, “Why bother talking about rules with a woman like me?”
The Tang saber stepped back two paces and said to Li Banfeng, "You outnumber me, yet call this a fair fight? Even if I am defeated, I will not gladly admit defeat."
Whoosh!
Steam hissed from the gramophone.
The gramophone sang slowly, “Is it many bullying few? Without him lifting a hand, I can make your soul disperse into nothing.”
"You are… This is…"
While the Tang saber was still searching for an excuse, Li Banfeng got up, scooped...
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