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Such a massive lake of oil was only a single bump on the middle-aged man's face. The island in the middle of the lake was the hard core at the center of that bump.
Li Banfeng was still trying to make sense of one question.
Where exactly am I right now? On his face? I am standing on someone else's face...
It was not an easy idea to wrap his head around, but Li Banfeng managed to understand it. He would just treat it as this man having an enormous face.
The problem was that he could still see the middle-aged man in front of him. Not as some vast, world-sized being, but at a normal size from a normal distance.
So I am standing on this man's face while looking at this same man.
That part was much harder to understand.
What kind of dimensional being is this man?
The middle-aged man cupped his fist toward Li Banfeng. "Allow me to introduce myself. My surname is Face, and my name is Face Not-Big."
Li Banfeng hurriedly returned the salute. "My surname is Li, and my name is Li Not-Crazy."
Face Not-Big stared at Li Banfeng for a long while. Then, with a grave expression, he said, "My face really isn't big. Even my wife says my face isn't big."
Li Banfeng nodded in agreement. "And I am really not crazy. Even the doctors said I am definitely not crazy."
Face Not-Big blinked. "You are a slick one, aren't you?"
Li Banfeng shook his head. "You have misunderstood. I am very sincere."
The middle-aged man smiled. "I admire people like that. Smooth, slick, and hard to pin down."
Li Banfeng answered with perfect seriousness, "Whether you admire me or not, I have always been an honest man."
"Since you are so honest, answer...
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