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The pill poison had already been neutralized by the Blue Poplar Pill, so Li Banfeng slipped into the Pocket Dwelling, fully intending to sleep through the night and worry about the cave tomorrow.
It was bitterly cold outside. Yet the moment he stepped into the room and took a small sip of wine, warmth spread through him. The room felt far cozier than it had any right to be.
It was strange.
Could it be… Li Banfeng thought.
"Heyaaaaaaaa! You lunatic! Kissing another woman right in front of me? How am I supposed to go on living like this?"
His wife had woken up. Li Banfeng hurriedly explained, "I didn’t kiss anyone. I was just taking a sip of wine."
"I saw it with my own eyes, and you still won’t admit it?"
The wine gourd chimed in, sounding offended. "Little sister, I only have one mouth. I just gave him a sip of wine. You’re overthinking it."
"Little sister?" the gramophone snapped. "Who are you calling little sister? You steal my man, and now I’m supposed to call you elder sister too?"
"My, my, what a temper you have, little girl," the wine gourd shot back. "What, you want to fight me?"
The wine gourd clearly had a temper.
"Hah!" the gramophone sneered. "In no time at all, I’ve turned into a girl again. Tomorrow, do I need to start calling you Madam as well?"
Clang! Clang! Clang!
The gongs and drums crashed louder and louder as the Tang saber suddenly started singing.
"New laughter fills the hall, old tears...
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