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The tiny, golden canary flapped its wings, shooting three meters into the air. It trembled, looking utterly terrified. “It can talk… Wow, you’re a monster!”
Qi Yuan was speechless. “I’m human. A genuine, proper human. You, a bird that doesn’t speak bird language but speaks human words. You’re the monster!”
“I can speak bird language! Biubiubiubiu… chirp chirp chirp chirp…”
The canary’s voice rattled like a machine gun or an electric scooter alarm—crisp, shrill, and piercing.
Then, the bird demanded, “I just used bird language, so I’m not a monster. Now it’s your turn. You’re a drop of blood, so say something in blood language! If you can’t, that means you’re the monster!”
Their conversation made no sense whatsoever, like two idiots bickering on a message board.
Qi Yuan was dumbfounded. How’s blood supposed to talk?
Still, he couldn’t lose to a bird. He started making random noises. “Uh… rawr… grrr… blood blood blood…”
The canary’s beady eyes went wide, pupils darting. “You’re lying!...
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