The sages said, read ISSTH Book 1, Chapter 36!

Deathblade sat down to write his witty introductory chapter remarks. “Oh,” he thought. “How about XYZ? It would be hilarious! Wait, that would be a spoiler. Hmm… What about MNO? LOL. Totally hilarious! Wait, that would also be a spoiler. Ok, I know. ABC would be ridiculously funny.” He scratched his head. “No, another spoiler.” Sighing sadly, eyes glittering with frustration, he began to type…

Chapter 36: The Perks of the Inner Sect
Translated by Deathblade
Contributing Editor: Madam Deathblade
Proofreaders: Lingson, laoren and MeeBoo

The sages would like to thank DB from Middlesex, CDC from Fayetteville, and AP from Huntsville for their generous donations. You guys rock! And as a reminder to everyone, I am working toward the goal of increasing beyond 1 guaranteed chapter per day. When that happens, everyone who has supported me so far will not be forgotten! May the glittering of a thousand rainbows light your day today!

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Lovers and haters of rainbows, please

I can only say that the poll results left me dying of laughter. Literally. I actually just came back from the emergency room. Anywho, the results seem clear. While there are definitely some rainbow lovers out there (more power to you, my friends), most people preferred other terminology. And in fact, there were many excellent suggestions for alternative translations. So I had a brilliant idea! Going forward, I will try to use as many different (appropriate) translations as possible for this term. Therefore, keep your eyes peeled! And for you rainbow lovers out there, I think I’ll keep rainbow in the rotation as well, so fear not!

And if you haven’t already, check out the poll results. Warning: do not read poll results while drinking soda, otherwise spraying may occur!

Poll results here

11 thoughts on “The sages said, read ISSTH Book 1, Chapter 36!” - NO SPOILERS and NO CURSING

  1. Oh no!!! Deathblade has been afflicted with the glistening/glittering eye syndrome!!!! Somebody call for a doctor!!!

    Lmao thanks for the chapter! 🙂

  2. I wasted so much time reading those poll results, but it was worth it. Butt Gas. Dick of light. Meng Hao transformed into Donkey Kong and flew away towards the horizon? I don’t see it. Speedy Gonzales or a squirt of happiness is probably my favorite though.

    Anyway thanks for the chapter! And wait what you were in the emergency room! Why were you there!!?

  3. Damn sh!t balls of rainbows. I don’t know who has too much time on his hands: the reader or the poll taker or me for reading all those translation candidates, some more creative and hilarious than I imagined possible.

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