The sages said, read ISSTH Book 1, Chapter 31!

I Shall Seal the Heavens

“Dude, what are you doing?” asked sword #14. “I’m just trying to get comfortable!” responded sword #22, “it’s cramped in this bag of holding!” “It doesn’t mean you get to sprawl out like that,” complained sword #7. “Are you kidding?” laughed sword #42, “you have it easy up there in the front. Back here it smells of moldy Demonic Cores.” Suddenly, a loud slapping sound rang out above them. “GO TIME!” shouted the flying swords in unison. “Let’s kick some ass and take some names!!!”

Chapter 31: Fight!
Translated by Deathblade
Contributing Editor: Madam Deathblade
Proofreaders: Lingson, laoren and MeeBoo

The next chapter title contains spoilers. Should I withhold the chapter title on the initial release? Please take a minute to give me your opinion here: POLL

16 thoughts on “The sages said, read ISSTH Book 1, Chapter 31!” - NO SPOILERS and NO CURSING

  1. I am of the same oppinion of VRMMORPG.Fanatic. We would like to see some teasers and we’d have some annoyance (to put it mildly) for the trolls you translators put there ( I still can’t forget BTTH 10 chapter drop out troll 🙂 ). But I admit of enjoying some of those torment you wrecking translators did, so I wouldn’t mind too much of them, It’s a nice game and you deserve your fun.

    1. I only have one picture attached to the post and it’s 42kb, I can’t imagine that would be causing problems for your phone… Do you mean the surrounding ads and whatnot?

  2. That description before the chapter had me laughing. The next line I thought of was “Oh, man! Who farted!”

    It reminded me of the wrestling mats in high-school. I don’t know how many years of sweat locked in to torture us. What’s worse is if you had to go into the small room to get them or put them away. Ugh!

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