Emperor Lol

Chapter 1207: Void Imperfection Water

After doing his round down at the well, Li Qiye turned his head and coldly glared at Yan Yanglong before smiling to say: “Don’t use the wise sages of the Charming Spirit Race to make yourself feel better. Just be straight and say that you couldn’t find anything even after using a divine mirror. People are stupid to some extent, everyone knows this so no one will laugh at you specifically.”

To be publicly ridiculed like this left Yan Yanglong humiliated. He was a famous person more or less and his master could deter the entire Jade Sea.

“Naive fool, such big tone.” Yan Yanglong knew that Li Qiye was not weak after seeing his quick dispatch of Gongsun Qianer. However, he couldn’t back down in this situation: “You think you can find some clues alone? How utterly ridiculous!”

“Really?” Li Qiye lazily replied: “Your demeanor indicates how highly you view yourself. If I can find something from this well, then won’t you lose all face?”

“If you can make the divine water come out, I won’t say a single word and eat all the mud around this well!” Yan Yanglong felt his temper worsening and sneered.

Dao Attendant Lin who was standing with him joined in too with a mocking grin: “Brother Yanglong, aren’t you making it too difficult for him? It is daydreaming to think that a human junior could make divine water come out.”

At this time, the cultivators on the sidelines only watched and didn’t want to join in this trouble. Meanwhile, the real big shots were just watching the fun with amusement.

Li Qiye looked at him with disdain and smiled: “Don’t forget your words, remember to eat all the mud here.”

“You!” The continuous ridicule left Yan Yanglong with an extremely ugly expression accompanied by murderous flashes in his eyes.

Li Qiye ignored him and placed the jade bowl in front of him before sitting down and closing his eyes.

At this moment, those next to the well were watching with bated breath. They took note of Li Qiye’s confidence and wanted to see if he could do it or not.

In fact, they had their own plans. If Li Qiye were to be successful, would they be able to get part of the soup pot as well?

As for the bet between the two, it had nothing to do with them. After all, most were unwilling to provoke an existence like the Extreme Yang School.

Both Teng Jiwen and Ye Tu were anxious as well. They wanted to see what kind of miracle Li Qiye could concoct. They believed in him. This was especially true for Teng Jiwen. He had absolute faith in Li Qiye’s ability to make divine water come out.

As time slowly passed, the well was still calm without any changes.

Yan Yanglong coldly sneered after seeing this: “If this could lead to divine water, then there would be treasures everywhere in the Charming Fragmented Realm. Hah, stop pretending and just admit your defeat. Because you are still young, I will be magnanimous and be too hard on you. Just prostrate and bow three times before everyone…”

“Splash!” Before Yan Yanglong could finish, the sound of water flowing began. A little pillar of water shot out from the mud inside the well. It resembled a dragon spraying out water and it fell straight into Li Qiye’s jade bowl.

This divine water issued a rattle like little jewels as it fell into the bowl, resulting in a crisp and pleasant sound. Everyone knew right away that it was an exalted type of water.

In the blink of an eye, the jade bowl was full and the stream of water disappeared as if nothing has happened.

There were mists surrounding the jade bowl looking like a divine energy. It slowly rose like the blossoming of a lotus flower crafted from jade. It was beautiful and breathtaking. People’s heart began to palpitate at its sight.

In a short time, the four corners were silent. Everyone stared at this scene in disbelief. Who would have thought that this abandoned well would still have divine water?

“Void Imperfection Water!” One person among the hidden masters saw the water inside Li Qiye’s jade bowl and exclaimed.

Li Qiye glanced at this group and said flatly: “You already have what you should, to be more covetous is something even the villainous heaven won’t agree to. Must you want everything in this treasure ground?”

This old man was startled and didn’t say anything else. He bowed at Li Qiye and quietly stood to the side.

After hearing this, Ye Tu who has turned into a young attendant was shaken. He understood right away where these big shots came from.

Li Qiye handed the bowl full of Void Imperfection Water to Ye Tu and said: “This water is suitable. Even though it is not as plentiful as the the Void Imperfection Spring, it is still the same type of water. This bowl will be quite beneficial for you.”

Ye Tu was jolted. Even though his school had the spring, only a few ancestors were allowed to see it. Ordinary disciples weren’t qualified to do so. Ye Tu accepted the jade bowl and thanked Li Qiye. He had no words to express his gratitude.

At this time, Dao Attendant Lin put on a humble posture and bowed towards Ye Tu: “My master is the lord of the Immaculate Expanse. His venerable requires a bowl of Void Imperfection Water right away, will brother be willing to sell it…?”

The dao attendant didn’t dare to ask Li Qiye and went for Ye Tu instead. He had no choice but to act so humble because this water was indeed very beneficial to their Void Imperfection Physique.

The attendant’s words carried quite some weight as well because he was asking on behalf of his master.

“Where did this trash roll out from?” Li Qiye coldly peered at him and answered before Ye Tu could do anything: “Opposing me yet you still want to talk about business? Scram!”

Li Qiye simply gave no face to his enemies. It was already merciful enough that he has yet to chop off the guy’s head.

“You!” Being shouted at by Li Qiye left him with an ugly expression.

He was trembling with anger but he didn’t explode. This was him asking for it but in his mind, the bowl of water was too tempting. Despite knowing the inevitable disgraceful outcome, he still had to ask Ye Tu.

Ignoring the dao attendant, Li Qiye shifted his attention to Yan Yanglong instead and lazily said: “Now, isn’t it time for you to eat all the mud here?”

Yan Yanglong stumbled backward under his gaze. He wasn’t looking his best at this moment but he couldn’t get off the tiger.

Earlier, he spoke too harshly so now, when Li Qiye actually drew out some Void Imperfection Water, he had no other choice. However, he couldn’t eat all the mud around the well before everyone like this!

By doing so, he would never need to show his face again in the world. Moreover, this would be a detriment to his master and sect’s prestige as well.

“Oh? All talk but no action?” Li Qiye lazily quipped.

“You, you are very lucky to be able to get the Void Imperfection Water… This is a miracle…” Yan Yanglong tried to find an excuse to avoid eating the muddy soil.

“A real man stays true to his words, start swallowing the mud already!” Li Qiye looked coldly at the fella.

The spectators were holding their breath and didn’t want to get involved in this muddy water.

“Boy, don’t push it too far!” Yan Yanglong turned red and struggled with this retort: “You are deliberately humiliating my master and the Extreme Yang School!”

At this time, he didn’t have any other plans and could only accuse Li Qiye by escalating the situation by bringing up his master and school.

“If your school has cowardly members that aren’t able to stay true to your words, I’m the one that is humiliating your school?” Li Qiye wanted nothing more than making this a bigger deal: “If your master’s guidance resulted in a coward like you, it looks like he is not much either.”

People took a deep breath after hearing this. It was an overbearing and suicidal move to put down the Extreme Yang Monarch before everyone like this.

However, this was the way out for Yan Yanglong. At this moment, nothing else mattered since Li Qiye has publicly humiliated his master. This was a damning action!

“Little beast, shaming my master deserves a thousand death! You will not find mercy!” He angrily shouted with a solemn tone.

“Brother Yanglong, this naive fool dares to offend the Extreme Yang Monarch, this is akin to opposing the entire Extreme Yang School and all charming spirits. A little beast like this should be minced to pieces!” Dao Attendant Lin was happy to create more enemies for Li Qiye.

This was in accordance to Li Qiye’s wish so these two’s schemes were playing right into his hands. He smiled and pointed at the two to say: “These are the outstanding members of the Charming Spirit Race? To be considered outstanding at such a low level? Does the Charming Spirit Race have no shame, to have the nerve to call yourselves the favored children of the heavens? In my eyes, these trashes are lesser than an ant. As for this Extreme Yang Monarch or whatever Immaculate Expanse, they are not even shit in my eyes.”

This blatant denounce made the two’s expression turn red and ugly. For personal grievances, it was true they dragged their sects into this matter. However, Li Qiye’s public condemnation was too much for them to swallow.

“Fool, you don’t know life from death!” A chilling shout came about at this time.

Chapter 1208: Conveniently Dispatching The Enemies

A youth came from the sky with gushing blood energy and bright lights in an oppressive manner. The aggressive glint in his eyes shot everywhere with an unrestrained cocky attitude.

There were many old men behind him with great blood energy. None of them were weak.

“The Teeming Crown Prince is here.” One person shouted while others made way for him.

This was the firstborn of the Teeming Tribemaster, its future leader. His fame was widespread across the five rivers and four seas. 1

Dao Attendant Lin and Yan Yanglong became happy to see him as well. This was a once in a thousand years opportunity. With his arrival, it would be hard for Li Qiye to survive.

The prince landed next to the divine well and loomed over Li Qiye to utter: “You are Li Qiye, right? How do you want to die?”

Li Qiye smiled and leisurely answer: “How do I want to die? I haven’t thought about that yet but I sure know how you will die.”

He laughed at the prince and continued: “If this was any other day, I would have torn your body apart and eat your dragon tendon but I am not interested today. I shall only decapitate you so that your followers can take your head and tell your father that wherever I appear, your tribe should get as far as possible from me or come one and I’ll kill one, come two and I’ll kill two!”

People gasped again after hearing this and their eyes darted at each other. These words were unbelievably arrogant. This was not just provoking the Teeming Tribe but a blatant declaration of war.

“Hahaha. Come one, kill one, come two, kill two?” The crown prince bursted out laughing and said: “Just with you alone? Hahaha, even the entire human race is not qualified to be our enemy. It is not difficult for us to exterminate your lot! So be it, we will treat your race as food in the near future.”

“Is that so?” Li Qiye smiled and stepped towards the crown prince.

One of the old men by the prince’s side shouted: “Arrogant junior, come and accept your death!”

With a loud roar, these old men mounted their offense without showing any mercy. Bolts of lightning zipped towards Li Qiye. They were all experts so this attack was much more powerful than the ones from other Teeming Fish.

This lightning offense like a storm engulfed over Li Qiye, wishing to burn him to a crisp.

“Elders, we’ll lend you a hand!” In a split second, Yan Yanglong and Dao Attendant Lin exchanged glances and immediately took action. However, their target was not Li Qiye but rather Teng Jiwen and Ye Tu.

Lin headed for Ye Tu while Yanglong aimed for Teng Jiwen. They claimed to be helping the Teeming Tribe but in fact, they had their own goal. Lin especially wanted the Void Imperfection Water from Ye Tu.

Ye Tu’s expression greatly changed to see the incoming attack from the dao attendant. Even though he was a supervisor of the Void Imperfection School, he didn’t have an advantage at all against Lin. Moreover, Lin cultivated the Void Imperfection Physique.

He took out his treasures and channeled his laws. Multiple totems emerged resembling the shell of a Black Tortoise to stop the dao attendant.

However, a holy light rushed out of Lin’s body. This was his physique. The moment it came out, the myriad laws couldn’t touch him as he soared through Ye Tu’s treasures and defensive laws. His hand came clutching at Ye Tu in order to capture him alive.

At the same time, a flame ignited for thousand of miles from Ya Yanglong in order to scorch Teng Jiwen. This was his Extreme Yang Physique.

Teng Jiwen was much stronger than Yan Yanglong. He roared and took one step back to create a huge distance between the two. It was not difficult for him to kill Yanglong but he was contemplating on whether he wanted to antagonize the Extreme Yang School!

Alas, Yanglong had no idea. He let out a battle cry and lunged forward like a dragon with a blazing inferno towards Teng Jiwen.

“Suicidal fool!” In this moment, Li Qiye’s glare became severe. He didn’t care for the old men from the Teeming Tribe.

With a detonation, the Ancient Void Rune emerged. It didn’t matter how powerful the old men were, their lightning strike was instantly devoured by this rune and it was not even enough as an appetizer.

Meanwhile, Li Qiye didn’t chase after the crown prince. He slightly moved his palm and a divine seal descended from the sky. It headed straight for Dao Attendant Lin.

Lin was startled and channeled his physique to its limit. It was the same as a blooming lotus. He relied on this physique in order to avoid the suppressing seal.

“Boom!” Regardless of the extent that his physique was reaching, he couldn’t escape the seal. His entire body was pushed down by the seal with blood spurting out.

Li Qiye then flicked out a universal law. With a clanging sound, this arrow-like law aimed straight for where Teng Jiwen and Yan Yanglong were.

“Ahh-” Yanglong simply couldn’t dodge this law and he was nailed to the ground.

“Crackle!” In this split second, after the void rune has swallowed up the lightning currents, an even stronger one shot out. The dozen of old men from the Teeming Tribe was blown away from the impact and fell to the ground. Smokes wafted from their body and others could smell a burnt smell. They were lying on the ground without moving; who knows if they were dead or alive.

This all happened so fast. Some people didn’t even know what has just happened.

The crown prince was shocked. He let out a long shout: “Little animal, die!”

His lightning current turned into a saber and he swung it horizontally. This slash turned into a huge lightning vortex that trapped Li Qiye within.

The earth was quaking from continuously with loud detonations within the lightning vortex. Many people were amazed at this power. The crown prince was able to materialize his current into a tangible form. No wonder why there has long been rumors about him having one foot into the Virtuous Paragon realm. It seemed that this was really true.

People realized that even if he wasn’t a paragon, he was infinitely close.

Li Qiye didn’t bother glimpsing at the electric vortex. He casually released a palm attack.

“Boom!” The lightning vortex shattered instantly. Meanwhile, this palm attack was still unceasing and struck the crown prince’s body.

It was truly too fast so others couldn’t see it. The crown prince didn’t even have a chance to dodge.

“Bang!” His body stuck to the ground as his blood dyed the soil red.

Everyone was dazed after seeing this. One person couldn’t help but blurted out: “A Virtuous Paragon!”

At this time, many realized that this human boy ahead was a paragon, a true paragon. He was different from the crown prince who claimed to be one, but the reality was that he only had one step into the door of this realm.

Only a true paragon would be able to blown the crown prince away with just one slap.

In a short time, the scene became very quiet as fear crept up among the crowd. They glanced at each other in disbelief. Since when did the human race have such a young paragon?

In fact, regardless of the era, anyone who could reach this realm at such a young age were all geniuses. Even if they couldn’t deter the world, they would still enjoy great fame.

But no one has ever heard of the name Li Qiye before. Moreover, humans were too rare in Heaven Spirit. Such a young paragon should have been famous long ago.

All eyes were on him. Those with weaker cultivation felt their heart jumping. They secretly praised their good fortune for not fighting with Li Qiye earlier. Otherwise, they were only fish on the chopping block before a Virtuous Paragon!

Li Qiye slowly turned around and walked towards the dao attendant suppressed by the divine seal. His body has shattered completely under the absolute suppression. He desperately tried to activate his Void Suppression Physique but there was no response.

Li Qiye coldly stared him down and said: “I didn’t kill you earlier because I want you to die with clarity.”

With a blanched complexion, the attendant shouted harshly: “My, my master is the supreme master of the Immaculate Expanse…”

He couldn’t finish his sentence for Li Qiye has smashed his skull completely with a stomp, off to hell with him. People’s heart skipped a beat after hearing this bone crushing noise. What a vexing and miserable way to go.

He then walked past and looked at Yan Yanglong and smiled: “I have always been a merciful person. If you eat all the soil now, I can still spare your life.”

  1. A phrase meaning everywhere

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