ISSTH Chapter 317 ☯

Chronicles of Baby Deathblade – Something unfortunate happened today. You know the snotsuckers used to get stuff out of the noses of babies? I think the more proper term is “nasal aspirator.” Well I bought one before Baby Deathblade was born, but it was too big for his cute, tiny nose. When it turned out he had boogers, I ended up buying a much smaller one. I didn’t even know they made ones so small (don’t forget he was born about 2 weeks early). Anyway, today I used it to successfully suck out a booger. Unfortunately, in my eagerness to suck out a second booger, I failed to realize that squeezing down on it again would in fact cause the previously sucked booger to shoot back out. Baby Deathblade subsequently got plastered on the forehead by his own booger. Sorry, little buddy! Parenting lesson learned!

Chapter 317: I am an Ancient Celestial Bird!
Translator: Deathblade
Contributing Editors: Madam Deathblade, John Rogers, anonpuffs – Proofreaders: Lingson, MeeBoo and Yascob – Memes: MemeBoo – Meme Archives: joeljbright
Sponsors: Jean Augusto Soutes, Lim Derek, Dante Madut, and Hendra Susanto

Many thanks to the Fellow Daoists for bringing the fourth sponsored chapter of the week!….

So cute!
snotsucker

33 thoughts on “ISSTH Chapter 317 ☯” - NO SPOILERS and NO CURSING

  1. Im a normal college freshman in china ……surprisingly im not blocked when i get to this website !
    and i used a cheap free vpn to register an account to join u guys
    it s amazing when i read these xianxia novel in English version …its absolutely an wonderful experience..
    i can`t help improving my english to help Ren and his friends` work !
    keep going man there is really a new continent for me…even i had read some of these xianxia…
    (apologize for my poor english XD )

    i posted it to the WQDK..but no one responed me ….lttle sad

    1. I taught college in China before, and your English is above the average level for sure. What city are you in? Welcome to wuxiaworld and have fun!

    2. Welcome to WW bro….!!!
      And if you’re thinking of translating or helping with translation…..
      whatever novel we readers will be more than happy ( since it’ll speed up thee release) :3
      ( pick ATG…. or HJC…. if they let you help)

    3. minor help then from me. your using `, but you should be using ‘

      For example can`t should be can’t.

      Also when translating into english we only use 3 .’s for our ellipses and not 6 like in china.

      When using I to speak of oneself it should also always be capitalized.

      gl and keep up the good work

      1. THX!threre was something wrong with my ie browser so i can’t log in these days(sad face)
        i still felt confusing about your “we only use 3 .’s for our ellipses and not 6 like in china.”…
        may you exlain it further? plz

  2. Hahaha a moment of carelessness resulted in that lol… That being said, I’m pretty sure those snot-suckers aren’t actually useful. Iirc, several studies have shown that thee snot-suclers have almost no effect in the long-run which makes sense if you consider how humans have been around for millions of years with no problems without the tool.

  3. im a freshman in college and struggling for tons of exams recently…bloody busy
    If ireally get some spare time and enriched my vocabulary… i think i
    can help u fix/improve the xianxia stuff in wiki or talk something about i(how is
    it going in china/somethiave an awesome command of chinese! In my past conception …shch xianxia stuff is almost impossible for westener to understand or even appreciate!

  4. Karma had been sown, and the Heaven and Earth shook. I felt that rumbling all the way here in US, enough to wake me up to read Chronicles of Baby Deathblade, to search for some explanation…. Be careful DB, the Karma BD shall reap would likely leave you devastated. If one day I hear screams coming from the other side of Earth, I know exactly what happened, and look forward to that installment of Chronicles of Baby Deathblade. heh heh heh 😀

    Thanks for the chapter!!!

  5. You vengeful Spirit! >:|
    Baby Deathblade baptised you and you dare to payback? Evildoer papa Deathblade!
    Anyway, thank you DEMONBlade, Madam Deathblade, John Rogers, anonpuffs, Lingson, MeeBoo, Yascob and sponsors.

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