ISSTH Chapter 283 + The Chronicles of Baby Deathblade

It was literally just a few minutes ago that Baby Deathblade achieved a major breakthrough. I knew it would happen eventually, but it still came as a surprise. It was time for a diaper change… I opened the diaper and then suddenly thought, “Hey, what is this arcing stream of fluid that is spraying all over the changing table and my arm?” It took only a moment for me to achieve enlightenment. “Good job, son,” I said, grabbing a rag to dry myself off….

Chapter 283: Goofing Off
Translator: Deathblade
Contributing Editors: Madam Deathblade, John Rogers – Proofreaders: Lingson, MeeBoo and Yascob – Memes: MemeBoo – Meme Archives: joeljbright
Sponsors: Lukas Arnold, Nightrunners, Valera McDaniel, David Bottlender, and Mitchell Dowling

Thanks to all the Fellow Daoists for bringing the third sponsored chapter of the week! P.S. Another special Baby Deathblade meme is in the sneak peek! :-p

24 thoughts on “ISSTH Chapter 283 + The Chronicles of Baby Deathblade” - NO SPOILERS and NO CURSING

  1. >BD Gains enlightenment on the way of the infants.
    >Starts to slowly cultivate the way of smiling…
    >Reduces sleep time in order to cultivate even more.
    >Makes a breakthrough after a tireless night, as soon as he fell asleep.
    >Goes ahead and starts to cultivate his next art…
    >”Pinpoint Aqua-Divinity” Learned.
    >Deathblade comes around to change BD’s diapers.
    >Perfect opportunity to show off his newly acquired skill.

  2. Congratulation. I got my enlightenment when I was showered by my sisters little devil. This happened when I was meditating in a winning pose holding him above my head and he got so happy that he peed right onto my head/face. Try to meditate like me fellow daoist you might get an even bigger enlightenment 🙂

  3. My nephew christened me. As soon as the fresh air hits his junk he’ll try to go for it. You have to have the new diaper ready to cover him up at the same time to avoid future accidents.

  4. Thank you for another awesome chapter! Word of diaper advice: Don’t dodge! While changing my sons diaper one time, he suddenly employed his skill, aka. . I narrowly dodged the brown geyser, only to think “why the h**l did I do that for?”. Instead of washing my clothes (easy), I had to wash the wall, part of the unfortunately open door and half the hallway (hard)..

  5. He learned his first offensive spell… and has defeated his father for the 1st time…..

    Obviously, you were holding back, but still 😛

    It seems that he has reached the Pee Condensation stage 😛

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