Happy April Fool’s 2016

I aimed for something that would make your heart (and buttocks, apparently?) clench for three to five glorious seconds, followed by massive sighs of relief and giggling.  Did it work?  See y’all next year!

xD

EDIT – for those who want to see it again, you can take a look at http://imgur.com/Gwn5Uid.  See how many ‘signs’ of fakery we intentionally put in that you can spot!

315 thoughts on “Happy April Fool’s 2016” - NO SPOILERS

  1. Fuuu that april joke was well-made, but really mean ;(
    I thought “WTF is this!”.
    Lucky it was only a joke, but would it be real then I would be sad q.q

  2. my face went pale, and almost cough up fresh mouth full of blood. fortunately i have cultivated the most OP CULTIVATION OF ALL TIME AND SPACE AND WHATNOT, and was thus spared humilation. ^_^

  3. Oh my god that got me good LOL!
    At first, I only saw the BIG FAT letters spelling FBI… My face paled. Roaring sounds exploded in my mind. I nearly flipped out.
    I almost unleashed my entire cultivation base and destroyed my whole house.
    Then i read the fine print…
    Brilliant, Ren! xD

  4. lol if only I clicked the main site’s page instead of RSS feed. Awesome joke. Please break the RSS feed for a while so they have to go to the main page. ^_^

  5. First ISSTH and now the wuxiaworld itself…. This can kill you, I say, while I open this website, I’m drinking a water and I throw up and now my PC is wet…….

    Good lord please do not do this again this is really bad for my heart

    but really good joke RWX at least yours is fatal but short while issth is less fatal but continous and long damage hahaha

  6. Man I was worried for a sec and I was freaking out a little even though I could tell that it was fake right away (Federal Bureau of “Investimigation”) but I like never click on things that say “click here for more information” or whatever so it took me a while to realize it lol~

  7. Oh god, i was eating, then i decided to cultivate, in that instant when i close my eyes, i saw FBI and i said; “oh god, the F5 sect is in trouble, i must take care of them”, then i began to cultivate in another technique that allowed me to see through things (heaven eyes) and in that instant i realize that my profound veins where very damaged because the FBI had a very strong force, i almost die men, that cannot be possible, because if i die, who could defeat nalan yanran?, aside from that i have to find my demons parent and pass them the great mirage. so, in a brief, i almost die when i saw that -.- i hate all of you guys
    i’m from south america, merry christmas, good new year and the f*ck.
    guys don’t read too much, you might get crazy like me

  8. !?! (°Д° ≡ °Д°) ?!!

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    ┻━┻︵└(°□°└)

    ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(°Д°)ノ︵ ┻━┻

    (ノ °益°)ノ ︵ (\ .o.)\ <- Ren

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ

  9. Well, it worked on me, I was all “WTF, didn’t they have a fairly explicit agreement from a lot of authors? US laws being used to abuse others again?”

    It definitely was an easy one to pull off, but well done.

  10. Have you changed something with your adds?
    I always put the site as an exception but since yesterday the adds eat up tons of ram. 3 times I had to shut down flash because it was eating up 6 GB RAM on it’s own!?!?!?!

    1. No, haven’t touched ads. I’ll look into it. Can you give screenshots of what is causing the problem? Sounds like a rogue ad that keeps reloading.

      1. I didn’t get one before. Tried again a few minutes ago but memory usage reached 1,5 GB before I got a message about a proccess causing problems. Will upload and reply again with a link. I tried to see if I could replicate the last case but adds didn’t load now. Did you change something?

      2. http://imgur.com/xIYFdJX

        I hope that this helps. I couldn’t scroll down or give a command to the browser because it freezes as soon as it reaches 1 GB usage and keeps going up till it reaches 100%.
        Since at least 2 adds were still loading, I guess that those 2 are probably the problem.
        Thank you for the response and for your site. This last year it has brought me much fun and open the world of Chinese literature for me.

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