I aimed for something that would make your heart (and buttocks, apparently?) clench for three to five glorious seconds, followed by massive sighs of relief and giggling. Did it work? See y’all next year!
EDIT – for those who want to see it again, you can take a look at http://imgur.com/Gwn5Uid. See how many ‘signs’ of fakery we intentionally put in that you can spot!