Chapter 80: Giving you Full Marks for Customer Service
“Someone is coming. Heh heh, it’s that retarded clown.”
ThatTenderOneShot stood in a tree, hidden amidst tree leaves. Through his telescopic sight, he saw the strolling Shi Xiaobai from afar. He whispered to the other two who were also camouflaged in the jungle.
ThatTenderOneShot squinted his eyes slightly. At this moment, Shi Xiaobai was completely open. He moved his sights on Shi Xiaobai’s head and his fingers moved slightly, as though he was about to pull the trigger.
“Brother Tender, didn’t we agree that you will only strike if DualBlades and I are not his match. If you were to kill that retarded clown in one shot, we can’t keep up this alliance.”
GunfireInTheWorld had sensed ThatTenderOneShot’s intentions, and as a person with a fiery temper, he did not know how to be tactful. He immediately sent a warning.
ThatTenderOneShot’s secretly sneered and weighed the pros and cons before slowly removing his finger from the trigger.
“Darn it, that retard would definitely have died if I made the shot.”
ThatTenderOneShot cursed in his heart. He found it a great pity to lose such an opportunity. Although he did not know the clown’s Psionic Ability realm, he would have definitely scored a fatal shot on a target so wide out in the open. It did not matter even if it was Xiao Xiao who was at the tenth level of the Psionic Mortal Realm.
“Here he comes. I’ll attack first but if my Tsunami Scatter Shot fails to put holes in him, it will be your turn, DualBlades.”
GunfireInTheWorld shook the machine gun in his chest as DualBladesToTraverseTheWorld nodded. He silently pulled out two blades from his hips.
At the same time, Shi Xiaobai had already arrived in the region where the three-man team was hidden. He was approaching straight for the shrubbery where GunfireInTheWorld and DualBladesToTraverseTheWorld’s hid.
As the audience held their breaths, the two commentators also turned silent. They also knew that “IChooseDogLeading” was only at the third level of the Psionic Mortal Realm and knew that the three-man team hated him deeply, so it was impossible for them to not know that “IChooseDogLeading” was doomed!
Shi Xiaobai was about three meters away from the shrubbery as GunfireInTheWorld’s eyes lit up. Immediately, he jumped out of the shrubs and appeared in front of Shi Xiaobai!
“The spicy chicken has finally appeared!”
The two voices shouted out at the same time from two different mouths, and what followed was the sound of a series of machine gun shots!
“Da Da Da Da Da…”
Bullets constantly spewed out of the gun’s barrel as they left a streak in their wake, as though they were the angry growls of a fierce beast. GunfireInTheWorld raised his machine gun and sprayed his rounds from left to right and then back from right to left, again and again. As he sprayed at an extremely fast speed, the bullets were like silver sea waves that came crashing down at Shi Xiaobai. The waves came in one after another, as though they would drown every lifeform in front of them!
The audience in the viewing halls gasped. Some closed their eyes while others shook their heads with a sigh.
Shi Xiaobai nearly smiled. He liked such a welcome!
“Crab Steps’ repeated side hops!”
Shi Xiaobai did not choose the simplest method of dodging with a jump or flash evasion. Instead he stood in his original spot before he began repeatedly hopping laterally!
Against wavelike bullets, wasn’t jumping sidewards in a repeated fashion courting death?
However, a miracle happened!
Shi Xiaobai’s figure jumped from left to right without any pattern as the wave of bullets came spraying at him like a tsunami. He was like a crab that had lost its way, however, the bullets seemed to pierce through his body without hitting him!
“Da Da Da…”
GunfireInTheWorld stared with widened eyes, but found what he saw unbelievable. He increased the speed at which he sprayed the bullets and changed the pattern at which he spewed the bullets, causing the shooting trajectories to even begin to jitter. However, despite the bullets that came out of the barrel seemingly overwhelm the clown’s body, why did that funny-looking side hops manage to evade all the bullets!?
“How…how did he do it?” Sweets exclaimed in the commentator stands.
A strange glow flashed in Biscuit’s eyes as he said solemnly, “We all know that it is impossible for a machine gun to shoot out bullets all at the same time. Instead, it is shot out one bullet at a time at an extremely fast speed. So there is definitely a time gap in between the bullets, and it is this time gap that contestant DogLeading is using.”
Sweets exclaimed, “The difference in time is probably 0.0001 seconds or less. How do you even use that? Just by side-hopping repeatedly?”
Biscuit suddenly said loudly, “Do you think this is just simple repeated side hops? From everyone’s point of view, contestant DogLeading might be jumping from left to right, but in fact, he is repeating countless side hops in an instant. His every muscle is moving from left to right, and through the countless side hopes, he is perfectly using the gap between each individual bullet!”
Sweets seldom saw her father so excited and was momentarily stunned. She looked carefully at the simple looking side hops that had managed to dodge every bullet in the rain of bullets. Just thinking of Biscuit’s theory filled her beautiful eyes with shock.
The audience was even more shocked that they forgot to breathe. The machine gun was only three meters away from Shi Xiaobai, and as the waves of bullets roared at him like a tsunami, he kept insisting on jumping. The repeated side hops did not look elegant and even looked funny. However, in the eyes of everyone, this was fucking awesome. He was absolutely cool!
They could not help but have a strange thought.
Was this godlike DogLeading really at the third level of the Psionic Mortal Realm?
“Da Da Da…Da!”
As the bullets sprayed, it caused dust to burst up and trees to collapse. The ground was filled with countless holes.
Only when the last bullet was shot out from the barrel did the machine gun finally cease firing. GunfireInTheWorld’s eyes were completely in a daze as he had sprayed his bullet for nearly half a minute. His enhanced super heavy-duty machine gun could shoot a thousand rounds, but not a single one of them hit the unbridled clown!
At a distance of three meters, the clown did not make any large moves. All he did was simple repeated side hops to dodge his tsunami spraying of bullets. Was this a dream?
GunfireInTheWorld was completely stunned.
“Hey, why aren’t you changing your magazine?”
An anxious voice snapped GunfireInTheWorld out of his daze. He looked up and noticed the clown looking at him as though he had enjoyed the entire process. Underneath his mask, his eyes were filled with anticipation.
Change magazine? Oh right, although the magazine was empty, just changing it would allow him to shoot again.
“Are you trying to humiliate me?”
GunfireInTheWorld’s face was flushed red as he angrily shouted.
“How could that be? I give you 82 points for your customer service. As for the remaining 18 points I’ll give it to you in a 666 fashion1!”
Shi Xiaobai raised a big thumbs up at GunfireInTheWorld. The shooting that lasted for half a minute had given him quite a kick, so he had to give GunfireInTheWorld a Like. Shi Xiaobai did not address himself as “This King”. According to his personal understanding, if he revealed his identity as King, these weak mortals would not dare attack him together, so wouldn’t he lose big?
Shi Xiaobai said to GunfireInTheWorld with a very satisfied look. However, he was not fully contented, but he suddenly recalled that this person was part of a three-man team. Hence, he smiled and asked, “By the way, where are the other two spicy chickens who were with you?”
Before Shi Xiaobai finished his words, a cold voice rang behind him!
“Spic…DualBlades is here!”
A figure appeared behind Shi Xiaobai as two blades shimmered with a glistening cold sheen. One of the blades came swiping at Shi Xiaobai’s neck, while the other blade pierced at Shi Xiaobai’s back.
- 666 means 6+6+6=18. 6 resembles a thumbs up. ↩