EDIT: You know what? Forget it, I’ll just bite the bullet and pay for a better hosting plan. With the amount of traffic we’re getting, it’s something I should probably do eventually anyhow. I’m talking with Bluehost now to move to Optimized WordPress Hosting, which will cost me a couple hundred bucks more/year, but will give us a managed virtual private server that should hopefully give you guys a better experience and no more errors. Wish me luck!
EDIT 2: Wow. That was not smooth. My whole body hurts. Still, this should be functional now. I redid our Cloudflare as well. Let me know how it works. Thanks guys. *flops onto the bed* I’ll see if I can finish this chapter before I go to sleep.