☯ ISSTH Chapter 702 ☯

Sometimes I just really feel like a nice, classic Margarita. I’m talking, on the rocks, fresh limes… yeah. Unfortunately, that kind of thing doesn’t exist where I live in China. In fact, you can’t even find limes, which makes it hard to make a good classic margarita. After MUCH experimentation, I have discovered the PERFECT recipe for the poor-man’s margarita. Check the jump for pics and details….

UPDATE: Yes I do have a freezer, and yes I know how to make ice cubes, but if I want to have say, a few margaritas, that’s actually quite a bit of ice, and I’m kind of lazy in that regard….

Chapter 702. Translator: Deathblade, also available on Twitter, Pinterest, and Patreon. Translation Checker: anonpuffs. Chinese Grammar Consultant: Madam Deathblade. Proofreaders: Lingson Meme Archives: joeljbright. Memes: Azusky. Master of Cuteness: Baby Deathblade.

This release marks 5/7 guaranteed chapters and 6 sponsored chapters, for a total of 11 chapters this week!

Now before I begin, let me explain. I’ve looked up A LOT of info online about how to make a margarita without the proper ingredients. I’ve tried many things, including all sorts of combinations of Sprite and 7-Up. Don’t forget I live in a second tier city in China, which means my access to imported ingredients is limited. For example, triple sec is not commonly available.

So recently I stumbled upon the recipe for something that tastes almost exactly like a “classic margarita.” Check it out:

This is just generic tequila:

This is the key to the whole thing. Lime Fanta! That’s right. I’ve tried everything, but this is the ticket!

Add a bit of zing with some bottled lime juice

If you live in a place like I do where ice is not commonly available for purchase, you can put all three bottles into the fridge and then it will be nice and cold! Simply add some salt to the edge of your glass, and you’re set! As for the mix ratio, you’ll need to experiment a bit.

23 thoughts on “☯ ISSTH Chapter 702 ☯” - NO SPOILERS and NO CURSING

  1. Hmm, you don’t have an ice tray or something for making your own ice?

    Also, I’ve never seen nor heard of lime fanta before, but I want it. D:

    1. Regarding “Fanta” it actually has different brand names for different countries. I guess it’s called “Fanta” in Patriarch DB’s place but it’s brand name is “Royal” in Philippines and so on.. u can Google it maybe u have it in your place but different brand name

  2. It’s a hard life, even in England it’s often not easy to find decent orange liqueur in normal supermarkets, we order most of our stranger drinks online, I’d have thought that you could get most things if you’re willing to pay for delivery? Though I could of course simply be wrong ^^

  3. You don’t have access to a freezer? That’s rough. Even when I lived on the north coast of the Dominican Republic, we had a fridge/freezer combo. We only got power for 4 to 6 hours a day and you never knew when those hours would happen but it was in the kitchen. I think that should be a sponsor goal. 220 volt over there right?

    1. Haha, no I do have a freezer, but… yeah I’m lazy. I’m planning to upgrade to a fridge with an ice-maker, but those are rare in China

      1. Sorry DB man… Some things are worth the energy you put in. Get a rectangular bucket that fits in the freezer and one or 2 trays that can sit on top. Fill them up and empty when you happen to have a free moment (I have a 15 month old son so 8 know that’s oxymoronic). That way you build your own cold qi dao reserve for whenever your sect is threatened by a powerful flask of alcohol.
        Just sayin’…

  4. You may be able to find unripe citrus (green oranges or another fruit). The taste is slightly different than actual limes, but they have the right sour notes.

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