☯ ISSTH Chapter 543 ☯

I saw some comments by some people who felt the mastiff wasn’t powerful enough. Therefore, I took the liberty to re-write chapter 541, from where the mastiff starts to fight. I think this new version should appease those who were disappointed. Check out Chapter 541: Battle! (Deathblade remix) after the jump!

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Chapter 543
Translator: Deathblade
Contributors: Madam Deathblade, anonpuffs
Proofreader: Lingson, ISSTHNo1FanBoy
Meme Archives: joeljbright

This is guaranteed chapter 5/7 for this week! We’re plowing through the guaranteed chapters, does this mean you guys are gonna give me a day off this week? Haha.

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Chapter 541: Battle! (Deathblade remix)

“There’s no need to feel resentment,” Patriarch Huyan said calmly as he looked at Meng Hao. “I understand how Karma works. If you want to blame something, blame your own bad luck.”

At this moment, the mastiff lifted its head up and howled, the sound of which caused everything to shake. Suddenly, power exploded out, revealing its Spirit Severing aura.

As soon as the aura appeared, Patriarch Huyan’s pupils constricted. He looked over at the mastiff with a serious look.

At the same time, a bloody glow began to shine out from the mastiff’s eyes. It suddenly shot forward, entering into Patriarch Huyan’s three hundred meter Area. As soon as it entered, the Area began to distort.

The distortions turned into ripples that tore at Patriarch Huyan’s very soul.

“What power is this?” he cried, trying to retreat.

There was no time. The bloody glow instantly transformed into hundreds of thousands of mastiff paws, each one fully thirty meters wide. The paws slammed down onto Patriarch Huyan in the blink of an eye.

Massive roaring filled the air along with a bloodcurdling scream at Patriarch Huyan was instantly crushed. Blood spattered about in all directions as he was completely eradicated. In fact, the eradication was so complete that Patriarch Huyan wasn’t just eradicated in this moment. The eradication was such that he was destroyed in the past as well! Because of this, everything that Patriarch Huyan had done for the past month was completely negated! All of the Golden Crow Tribe members who had died because of him, were suddenly not dead!

They reappeared next to Meng Hao, their eyes filled with confusion.

If that was all there was to it, it wouldn’t be a big deal. However, the power of the Blood Mastiff’s special Infinite Blood Paw Slap was so intense that only eradicating Patriarch Huyan… wasn’t enough!

The power of the attack continued to spread across the Violet Sea! Soon it reached the Black Lands. The intense power of the Infinite Blood Paw Slap could instantly tell which Cultivators liked Meng Hao and which didn’t. Any person who harbored ill thoughts of him, was instantly destroyed!

Shocking booms filled Heaven and Earth as countless people who hated Meng Hao were all killed!

However, that was not all!

The Infinite Blood Paw Slap continued on to the Southern Domain! All enemies of Meng Hao were destroyed there too! Then was the Eastern Lands….

Shockingly, the entire Ji Clan was instantly wiped out. Blood filled the air, along with shocking rumbling sound like that of a hundred thousand lightning bolts sumo wrestling.

All of this takes some time to describe, but actually took place in the amount of time it takes four and one third incense sticks to burn!

All Cultivators in the great lands of South Heaven were completely shocked, and their faces were covered with disbelief.

However, most astonishing of all…

The Infinite Blood Paw Slap was not called “infinite” for no reason!

The power of the attack shot out into the Ninth Mountain and Sea. This was when its true power became apparent. Actually, the attack didn’t just eradicate the past, it also exterminated the future!

It quickly determined whether or not any give individual would ever cause a problem for Meng Hao and… destroyed them in the blink of an eye!

It didn’t matter the Cultivation base. Qi Condensation, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul, Spirit Severing, Dao Seeking, Immortal…. Even enemies in realms that may or may not have existed beyond the ones currently known… were destroyed as easily as if they were dry weeds!

Soon, the power had swept through all of the Mountain and Sea Realm. Eventually it returned to Meng Hao, where it instantly leveled him up to the highest possible level! It also made everyone love him, and solved all other problems!

Meng Hao’s eyes glittered as he coolly said, “I HAVE sealed the Heavens!”

And everyone lived happily ever after.

The end of Er Gen’s I Shall Seal the Heavens.

40 thoughts on “☯ ISSTH Chapter 543 ☯” - NO SPOILERS

  1. That was hilarious. Gotta love the passive aggressive Deathblade

    Say Deathblade, I’ve noticed this a while ago, but I get the feeling you translate even when the donation que is empty. Don’t do that. I don’t think it’s a good idea.

    1. Since I promise 7 free chapters a week, and can do two per day, I’d rather get them all out of the way and rest, than, for example, prepare one per day. Does that make sense? As of now there are 2 more guaranteed chapters, so worst case scenario I post two more chapters tomorrow and then take the weekend off.

      1. Yea, I think that you have a good system. Translating it even if there’s no queue means that if a donation suddenly pops in, you can still post a chapter, or if an emergency with Baby Deathblade happens or something else where you can’t translate, you’ve still got chapters. Plus, it’s good to stay in a routine. It makes good habits.

      1. No, 7 are guaranteed and free. The rest are sponsored with a maximum of 7. To date, there has never been a week without 7 sponsored chapters. But, there’s a first time for everything.

        1. Ah! This is what I was inquiring about. Glad to see you’re doing it that way. Was worried you kept on trying to get us 2 chaps a day even if there wasn’t enough in the que for a sponsored chapter.

  2. “All of this takes some time to describe, but actually took place in the amount of time it takes four and one third incense sticks to burn!” Four and a half sticks of incense! How precise! Only, what kind of incense was it? Cheap incense from the dollar store burns pretty quickly, you know.
    Lmao. Thanks for the *corrected* chapter, Deathblade.

  3. Oh god this remix version is so funny! After translating so much er gen, it’s like you know his writing style perfect!! Haha “The Infinite Blood Paw Slap was not called “infinite” for no reason!” ?

    1. Hahaha! I was thinking the same thing! lmao! This remix is very Er Gen-ish indeed!
      “If that was all there was to it, it wouldn’t be a big deal. However, the power of the Blood Mastiff’s special Infinite Blood Paw Slap was so intense that only eradicating Patriarch Huyan… wasn’t enough!” ????

  4. The Infinite Blood Paw Slap continued on to the Southern Domain!
    >okay, i’m dead in here XD

    All of this takes some time to describe, but actually took place in the amount of time it takes four and one third incense sticks to burn!
    >lol, this is new XD

    Meng Hao’s eyes glittered as he coolly said, “I HAVE sealed the Heavens!”

    And everyone lived happily ever after.
    >please, someone call the grave keeper and take my corpse! I’m dead here XD

  5. Dude… DB… my sides wow! LMAO! And I was having such a crap morning at work too. Not anymore! Hahaha!

    I lost it beginning this part:

    “Massive roaring filled the air along with a bloodcurdling scream at Patriarch Huyan was instantly crushed. Blood spattered about in all directions as he was completely eradicated. In fact, the eradication was so complete that Patriarch Huyan wasn’t just eradicated in this moment. The eradication was such that he was destroyed in the past as well! Because of this, everything that Patriarch Huyan had done for the past month was completely negated! All of the Golden Crow Tribe members who had died because of him, were suddenly not dead!”

    By this point I couldn’t even breathe:

    “Shockingly, the entire Ji Clan was instantly wiped out. Blood filled the air, along with shocking rumbling sound like that of a hundred thousand lightning bolts sumo wrestling.”

    And yeah by the time I reached this part, I was literally rolling:

    “Soon, the power had swept through all of the Mountain and Sea Realm. Eventually it returned to Meng Hao, where it instantly leveled him up to the highest possible level! It also made everyone love him, and solved all other problems!
    Meng Hao’s eyes glittered as he coolly said, “I HAVE sealed the Heavens!”

    Then I died:

    “And everyone lived happily ever after.” <— I CAN'T EVEN.

  6. I was expecting you to say it happened in the time it takes a spark to fly off the flint, glide one feet away, land on a piece of dry grass, catch fire, burn several dozen acres of land, and finally burn out after two hours of awesomeness. Four and one-third incense sticks works too.

  7. I want to complain that Clifford is too OP now. haha

    Readers should have understood that Blood Mastiff gained Spirit Severing via the Blood treasure and not through personal enlightenment, which is stronger. Mentioned a couple of chapters back.

  8. Dear Lord that was the funniest thing I’ve read in years! Usually when I read funny stuff at work I can stifle my laughter enough that it sounds like heavy breathing, but this time I actually had to leave the office and walk into the parking lot I was laughing so hard. AND it’s currently raining.

    I can imagine you reading comments and being all “Not powerful enough… Fine I’ll show you powerful enough! [hacker typing and tonuge out Deathblade writes the greatest piece of literature since Meng Hao’s enemies all converge on the Song Jia engagement games, all out of spite]”

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